And so then Cindy realized her parents named her after an enternal virgin.

wickedwitchelphaba:

xxmoonowlxx:

which is fine to be a virgin your whole life.

but in my case it just makes me sad.

If it makes you feel any better I’m named after a Welsh goddess who sacrificed her immortality to be with a man who then refused to defend her when she was framed for the murder of her children. And then once found guilty was forced to carry visitors to the kingdom on her back while telling them of her crime that never actually committed. 

oh whoa.

that’s really depressing, uh, sorry.

at least you get a song with your name as the title in the deal

though i doubt that’ll ever happen to you. XD

@3 months ago with 15 notes
#hi #i have bad romantic skills #and my face #insignificant problems 
  1. chinchillaghosts reblogged this from neopuff and added:
    Amanda is ‘worthy of love’ Vallejo is ‘little valley’ funny, I was abused by my family and I AIN’T GOT TITS HMMMMMMMMM
  2. tcregan reblogged this from mme-combeferre and added:
    Yes but my mother is not a classy person and alas, I didn’t get to pick my name. Though true story? I wanted my name to...
  3. xxmoonowlxx reblogged this from tcregan and added:
    Really? Well, Regan is a very pretty name though! and I don’t think you’ll get possessed in your life time. don’t mind...
  4. neopuff reblogged this from wickedwitchelphaba and added:
    my name means woman man little woman boy to be specific o
  5. mme-combeferre reblogged this from tcregan and added:
    Jinkies, honey, don’t tell people that. Tell them it’s from Shakespeare. You’ll sound so much classier.
  6. bwaybabs reblogged this from wickedwitchelphaba and added:
    That first part sounds like Hercules with the roles reversed.
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